reallyloki:

awky-cocky:

justnithya:

A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.

1. Don’t have sex.

• Seriously
• Abstinence is key.

2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.

• I don’t care how good he says his weed is
• he is cuckoo bananas
• and he wants you dead.

3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.

• There are six words you should YouTube, should you get the chance
• “Kevin Bacon in Friday the 13th”

4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.

• If the killer can’t see you or hear you WHY WOULD YOU MOVE?
• Possibly the easiest rule to follow and, ironically enough, the easiest to break.

5. Always wear sensible shoes, ‘cause you never know when you’ll need to run through the woods.

• Someone will always be barefoot
• Or in heels
• Or just plain clumsy
• And will sprain their ankles
• And die.

6. If the town looks deserted, it’s probably because everyone is dead.

• Don’t walk around looking for people
• House of Wax, anyone?

7. Don’t be a hero.

• Unless you’re name is Harry Fucking Potter, you will die.
• Hell, maybe even then.
• I mean.

8. If you hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate.

• The killer is there.
• Also your dog is dead.

9. Always check the backseat before entering your vehicle.

• The last thing you need is to be killed while trying to merge on the expressway.

10. If your car breaks down in front of a dilapidated gas station, don’t ask a sketchy-looking townie for help.

• Some part of your body will wind up in his pick-up truck

11. Don’t go into the basement.

• They are creepy enough without you dying in one.

12. If you’re trying to buy a house and the real estate agent won’t answer any direct questions about either the history of the home or the previous tenants, DO NOT MOVE IN.

• At some point, someone in the house heard voices and cracked.

13. Turn off the television (and run away) if a girl crawls out of it.

• It is obviously your wisest choice.
• SEE ALSO: poltergeist, daughter trapped in tv because of.

14. If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism. 

• Move very very far away
• Because there’s blood on your walls.
• Blood.
• Your
• Walls
• Are 
• Bleeding.

15. Don’t act like a detective.

• Some crazy Japanese kid who meows like a cat will attack you in a closet.
• If you live, awesome story to tell your friend, right?
• But if you die, it is like the opposite of awesome.

16. Google the location you’ll be vacationing at.

• If more than five reports for “Missing Persons” pops up, you know not to go there.
• Issue. Solved.

17. Don’t get drunk. Or come under the influence of any mind-altering drug.

• Running away from a killer is that much harder when you’re tipsy and giggling.

18. If you see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s one of your friends playing a trick on you to scare you.

• It is the killer.
• ALSO: laughing while saying, “Tommy, is that you in that stupid mask? Oh, I’m so-o-o-o-o scared!” is not conducive to your surviving.
• Killers are very sensitive about their disguises.

19. Don’t take a shower.

• ONLY APPLIES IF:
• It’s past midnight at the campground you and your sorority sisters are staying at or
• The lock to the door doesn’t work and you hear creepy piano music

AND THE LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT:

20. If the call is coming from inside the house, get out.

• Clearly the killer is not outside, now is he

oh my shit this is funny.
why did I laugh so hard at ‘also your dog is dead’
and the bleeding walls xD

pretty sure you’re not harry fucking potter.

BLESS THIS POST

emiggax:

ruddyowls:

askslendermann:

I’ll shop online, thank you.

Well there’s your problem 

And this is in Toronto

MY THIS IS A COINCIDENCE

NO NO NONONONO

and yet..i still kinda wanna go here..

thneedsindeed:

JUST A QUICK LITTLE DOODLE OF BRUCIE~
yeah i should probably actually draw my fave Avenger one of these days. 

my dad is watching some hip jivin movie or something from the 70s (Carwash) and it just played the line that Angel says. Well that Mark says in the funeral that angel had said:

“im more man then youll ever be, and more woman than youll ever get”

I got all happy and kicky-feety

mywildebeest:

It isn’t even funny how accurately this represents me watching Glee.

in a nutshell..thats in a nuthouse..aslyum

Life Lessons.

kissedmequiteinsane:

andersonhummels:

• TO ALWAYS LOVE YOU
• TO DEFEND YOU EVEN IF I KNOW YOU’RE WRONG
• TO SURPRISE YOU
• TO ALWAYS PICK UP YOUR CALL NO MATTER WHAT I’M DOING
• TO BAKE YOU COOKIES AT LEAST TWICE A YEAR
• TO KISS YOU WHENEVER AND WHERE EVER YOU WANT TO
• MOSTLY TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU ALWAYS REMEMBER HOW PERFECTLY IMPERFECT YOU ARE

skittleslovess:

That awkward moment when a cut scene was better then the whole finale

but when do you think youll stop being in fandoms?

I just looked at her.

“mother, one does not simply STOP liking things…extensively”