so many things i want to say to some people, but...
morganellabrittany: i’m just tired of trying to keep my friendships with people who put no effort whatsoever. i try to plan things and half reply then bail at last minute or they don’t want to talk to me unless they want something or want me to help them. seriously am i just a handout to you and you don’t care about me? hello, i have feelings too it seems to be the same story always, sometimes...
catholicnun: When I’m out in public I think about the Internet
mattbomermorelikemattboner: ugh these ships that i ship
iweardiamondsforbreakfast: i miss flip phones because at the end of a conversation u could dramatically close them like what can i do with my iphone throw it against the wall
devonwood: starting to resent kurt and blaine a little for making me watch this goddamn awful show next season Yesss!! This!!
seblaine: let’s face it if there was an actual zombie apocalypse we would all die as soon as the wifi got disconnected
Me: OMG let's go do something productive today!
Tumblr: Are you sure?
Me: Yeah I need a social li-
Tumblr: Do you?
Tumblr: Do you really?
Me: But I have no frie-
Tumblr: I'm your friend.
Me: But I was just gon-
Tumblr: Sh sit down.
Oh hey look its lea michele on Bethenny..
herekdale: i pride myself on being able to read nc-17 pornography with a completely straight face in the middle of a crowded room, but you give me one cute line and my face starts spasming, not even SMILING, but like a tiny man is standing inside my mouth punching my cheeks with his tiny man hands.
kurtishunglikeamoose: when you refresh your dash and a new post doesn’t come up and you just keep clicking on the dashboard link until the top post changes and then you sigh a breath of relief
Attempting to make fun and laugh at the fact that “50 shades of gray” is badly written porn…to my mom. Is a fail in itself.
person: what are you doing
in reality: i'm really invested in a fic rn so what can i say to make you leave the most quickly plz
Yay!! Pre orded chris’s book!! Im so excited because its my first fan like thing to do!! I’ve always been a passenger to being a fan mainly with my best friend, cen. But this is the first time I’ve made the effort to pre order something from a celeb I admire. >.
my friends: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me
me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready
That awkward moment when it's that time of night... →
rex eat leaf: If you think about it, it’s kind of... →
colfersaurusrex: If you think about it, it’s kind of weird when you realize all the characters in a book are from somebody’s head. Like when I think of Dumbledore, I don’t think of JK Rowling sitting there typing Dumbledore’s lines straight from her head. I feel like Dumbledore is like right beside her like, “Why…
All my fave writers from the Glee fandom left tumblr… Like whats the point of life again?!? “/ A partial reason i stayed in Glee fandom was because of them..
Supernatural Classes: Practical First Aid without Proper Tools, Benefits of Salt, Myths and Legends, Analysis of Destiel
Sherlock Classes: Analysis of Johnlock, Science, Observing (Not Seeing) 101, How to Deduce, How to be a Criminal Mastermind, How to Deal with Reichenbachfeels
Doctor Who Classes: Biology, Chemistry, Physics, Timey-Wimey and Spacey-Wacey things, Identification of Extraterrestrial Beings
The Avengers Classes: How to Be a Superhero, Crime Fighting 101, How to Deal with Loki Feels
Harry Potter Classes: Potions, Herbology, Charms, Ancient Runes, Arithmancy, Astronomy, Defense Against the Dark Arts, Charms, Divination, Muggle Studies, Transfiguration
P.E.: Yoga with Tom Hiddleston, Gym with Chris Hemsworth, Quidditch, Swimming with Benedict Cumberbatch
Fangirl Classes: How to Overcome Season Finales, How to Deal with Fangirl Feels, Ships and OTP's 101
If Tumblr were around in the 90's
salvatored: thiskitten: oh my GOD awww, this gave me like good inside feelz like old school vibez >.<
20 ways to survive in a horror movie. →
reallyloki: awky-cocky: justnithya: A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale. 1. Don’t have sex. Seriously Abstinence is key. 2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day. I don’t care how good he says his weed is he is cuckoo bananas and he wants you dead. 3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where...
random thingy with my past OTP ~ Rent
my dad is watching some hip jivin movie or something from the 70s (Carwash) and it just played the line that Angel says. Well that Mark says in the funeral that angel had said: “im more man then youll ever be, and more woman than youll ever get” I got all happy and kicky-feety
Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.