“When two people love each other like you two do, everything works out.”
[Scene: The Anderson Family Home, Blaine’s bedroom. Camera pans across the floor and shows clothes thrown everywhere. Camera pans again and we see lying in bed BLAINE and KURT. They’ve clearly had sex. BLAINE is still sound asleep: KURT is just waking up.
KURT’s voiceover begins]
Okay, okay, I know I said I wouldn’t be hooking up with Blaine this time when I came home, but listen: it’s not my fault. Weddings are like crack to me, and Blaine was just so cute in his Regionals outfit. How was I supposed to resist? Besides, being with Blaine again is easy, at least physically. And it’s getting better emotionally as well. I’m almost—well, I think I’m almost ready to get back together, you know?
[KURT smiles lovingly at the sleeping BLAINE, stretches, and gets out of bed. He begins digging around Blaine’s floor, trying to gather up his clothes.]
Besides, Regionals is our anniversary. Or at least, it was. I—
[KURT stops midsentence, and notices a ring box lying on the floor. He picks it up hesitantly and opens it up. Inside is a gorgeous engagement ring. KURT’s eyes get impossibly large—he slams the ring box shut, gathers up his clothes as fast as he can, and bolts.]
I’ve got to go.
[title card: GLEE!]
Oh my God, you have broken me
KLAINE? ABOVE ALL THINGS I BELIEVE IN KLAINE. KLAINE IS LIKE OXYGEN. KLAINE IS A MANY SPLENDORED THING. KLAINE LIFTS US UP WHERE WE BELONG. ALL YOU NEED IS KLAINE.
